Category: Joke Board
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice
> > of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"
> >
> > He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this
> > Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
> >
> > At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup,
> > homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
> >
> > He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
> >
> >
> > Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a
> > juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious
> > apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
> >
> > He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."
> >
> > "Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."